A funny from my mom

I promise that this is in no danger of being a 'joke of the day' thing, but I thought this was amusing...

FIND INNER PEACE :

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me...and as we go through this summer we all could use a little calm.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua, and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin' good I feel....please pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.